Post WandaVision PSL AU things

[behexed]

[Somewhere in the middle of nowhere Wanda is chilling in a cabin sipping tea and researching magic. Like you do.]

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[behexed]

[Still confused, but will answer the question.]

The Sorcerer Supreme is a sorcerer. It’s in the name.

[leftcold]

That's what I said.

[behexed]

To who? Are you fighting sorcerers?

[leftcold]

No. I'm fighting an idiot.

[behexed]

I'm...sorry to hear that?

[leftcold]

Don't be. I'm winning.

[He is not.]

At least I'm right.

[behexed]

About sorcerers.

[She still sounds confused, but it's edging toward amused]

[leftcold]

About wizards, and whether or not sorcerers are wizards.

[behexed]

How did you end up having that conversation?

[leftcold]

You'd have to ask Sam. He's the one who brought it up.

[behexed]

So Sam...is the idiot.

[leftcold]

Who else could it be?

[behexed]

I don't know. I'm sure there are other idiots out there.

[leftcold]

Yeah, well, he's giving them all a run for their money.

[behexed]

So...you're okay?

[leftcold]

Okay as I ever am.

[A pause, maybe just long enough to give the impression that the wizard argument isn't the only reason to call, but it's a pretty good pretense.]

How about you?

[behexed]

I'm all right. I...found a place. Away from people.

[leftcold]

Peace and quiet suit you?

[behexed]

For now. It’s what I needed, I think.

[leftcold]

Sleeping in?

[behexed]

Only sometimes.

[leftcold]

You should enjoy the rest while you can.

[behexed]

I am. And I'm learning.

[leftcold]

How far are you getting through your book?

[behexed]

Far enough to settle an argument about sorcerers and wizards.

[Ok, so that's not actually in the book. But still. He should definitely tell Sam an ancient tome of magic says sorcerers are sorcerers regardless of their fashion choices.]