Post WandaVision PSL AU things

[behexed]

[Somewhere in the middle of nowhere Wanda is chilling in a cabin sipping tea and researching magic. Like you do.]

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[leftcold]

You'd have to ask Sam. He's the one who brought it up.

[behexed]

So Sam...is the idiot.

[leftcold]

Who else could it be?

[behexed]

I don't know. I'm sure there are other idiots out there.

[leftcold]

Yeah, well, he's giving them all a run for their money.

[behexed]

So...you're okay?

[leftcold]

Okay as I ever am.

[A pause, maybe just long enough to give the impression that the wizard argument isn't the only reason to call, but it's a pretty good pretense.]

How about you?

[behexed]

I'm all right. I...found a place. Away from people.

[leftcold]

Peace and quiet suit you?

[behexed]

For now. It’s what I needed, I think.

[leftcold]

Sleeping in?

[behexed]

Only sometimes.

[leftcold]

You should enjoy the rest while you can.

[behexed]

I am. And I'm learning.

[leftcold]

How far are you getting through your book?

[behexed]

Far enough to settle an argument about sorcerers and wizards.

[Ok, so that's not actually in the book. But still. He should definitely tell Sam an ancient tome of magic says sorcerers are sorcerers regardless of their fashion choices.]

[leftcold]

That was in there?

[Look, he doesn't think they are. But he likes the idea they might be.]

[behexed]

The Sorcerer Supreme is mentioned.

It doesn't say anything about hats, but Sam doesn't know that.

[leftcold]

Sam's the only one who thinks hats have anything to do with it.

[behexed]

I would certainly hope so.

[leftcold]

[A pause, then:]

It's not a problem that I called, is it?

[behexed]

No, it's not. I was surprised, but not in a bad way.

[leftcold]

Maybe I'll do it again, then.

[behexed]

I would be okay with that.

[leftcold]

You could call me too, if you wanted. Just to talk.